I’m not going to apologise for it, but I will warn you that this post contains some unusually lurid language, paired with both religious imagery and Harmonia Mundi albums, so if you hold either of those things to be particularly sacred, you might want to give this one a miss. You’ve been warned.
Have you ever noticed how all the people in oil paintings look like assholes?
I really don’t see why you’re being so uptight about this. Your mother has needs too.